"Of course, the Greeks being the brilliant and advanced civilization that they were, those statues generally wore considerably less clothing than Steve." XD Nice. The part about Steve's being capable of doing a 'cheerful bastard smirk' was great. And the part with the microwave oven. Okay, maybe the entire chapter was awesome and win.

Very nicely done, good character interaction.

_{Think you forgot to close an italics parenthesis back there, though.}